
So Aaron and I are going to take a Bradley class and it starts this weekend. To get ready for the class I bought the book Natural Childbirth The Bradley Way. It is by far one of the scariest books I have ever read. I attribute this to the fact that I haven't read any other book on child birth so some of the information was more than a little disturbing.
Thankfully, this specific book includes the original photos used in the 1984 edition for, I assume, comic relief. The women and the men, but particularly the men, have some awesome 80s style going on. I tried to convince Aaron that it's part of the Bradley method and if we want to have a successful birth he needs to find himself some super short running shorts, grow a mustache, curl his chest hair, and wear a gold chain necklace and sweat bands to our class. For the extra mile he could get a perm. We'll see how supportive he's really willing to be.
Reading the book, I have to keep reminding myself that it isn't the book that upsets me (I think the material itself is reasonable and very helpful) it is the actual process of birth that I've got objections to. I do not understand why in His infinite and loving wisdom God didn't let us be marsupials. Marsupials give birth when the fetus is still miniscule. The baby then minds its own business, feeding itself in a convenient little pouch, until its ready to hop out and go its own way. What a great idea! Now that's a life process I can get behind.
Unfortunately personal opinion seems to count for very little in this situation so I can expect a normal mammalian birth in a quickly dwindling space of time. I really am grateful for what I've learned from the Bradley method so far. It's big on educating you about the process and it has lots of exercises to help you train mentally and physically for child birth. I trained for my first 5k run when I was 12, where all I had to do was not stop running. You can't get more basic than that and I still trained for it, a lot. Why would I not train for the physically demanding and potentially life threatening condition of labor? Why isn't it common to train for labor? Doesn't that seem weird to anyone else? Was everyone else born knowing something I wasn't?