Aaron and I took Reuben to his two week doctor appointment and found out the kid put on 2 pounds in two weeks. That's more than 2 ounces a day! We were so proud we ventured out for a family date. We ate noodles at the Noodle Company then went to the movies. I wanted to see Australia but it doesn't come out til today so we went to Twilight. I was a little nervous about how Reuben would do but he seemed to be enjoying the film or at least the darkened room. I enjoyed the movie more because of Reuben. At possibly the most romantic moment, Bella and Edward are leaning in, the whole theater was silent with anticipation, and Reuben chose to let out a huge whooping fart. Being the mature adults we are, Aaron and I immediately started cracking up. Which must have made the theater gods angry because about ten minutes later the theater caught on fire and everyone was evacuated. I kid you not: THE THEATER CAUGHT ON FIRE. So we saw half of Twilight.
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Maybe it was all that methane gas that Reuben emitted spontaneously combusting when it reached the concession stand.
Merilee
That's hilarious.
How??? Are you serious??? A theater catching on fire is the classic "when it is not good to panic" scenario or "when it is okay to yell 'fire'".
Congrats, Reuben, on celebrating your 1st Thanksgiving by putting on the pounds!
My friend Mark and I in 11th grade went to our friend Enoch's house and told him, "We need to have fun for the next three hours because the world is going to end." We went out and had fun for three hours and when he came back his house was on fire. I kid you not.
Congrats!!! Your little guy is way cute.
Love that the theater was on fire; hope you got your money back--at least half of it.
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